| Pros and Cons: | |
| Con: definately not petite | Pro: voluptuous and powerful |
| Con: not very girly or subdued | Pro: would kick serious @ss on "Surviver" |
| Con: as poor as a church mouse | Pro: as contented, cute, and resourceful as a church mouse |
| Con: has a cat | Pro: has a cat!!! |
| Con: talks a lot | Pro: usually has something intelligent, intuitive, and/or funny to say |
| Con: not sure about having children | Pro: loves hanging around and playing with her nieces and nephews |
| Con: has to fall into love before she is ready to fall into bed | Pro: disease free and faithful |
| Con: expects absolute honesty | Pro: gives absolute honesty |
| Con: spends a lot of time without any makeup | Pro: great skin |
| Con: extremely pale | Pro: looks about 24 (did I mention the great skin?) |
| Con: mostly too distracted to wear nice clothes | Pro: willing to wear nice clothes for that special someone doesn't have any smoldering credit cards/would mostly rather write poetry than shop |
| Con: low tolerance for bullshit | Pro: low tolerance for bullshit |
| Con: several whacky brothers whom I tell off regularly | Pro: several interesting intelligent siblings, and a strong sense of family |
| Con: "poor white trash" roots | Pro: sophisticated blossoms |