Interests and Talents:
Interest: languages	Talent: speaks French, German, and some Spanish
Interest: Cheap, sweet Champagne	Talent: amazing capacity for Asti Cinzano and Spumanti high-functioning liver
Interest: cooking	Talent: cooks well, can bake bread from scratch
Interest: academia	Talent: critical thinking skills, argumentation, and academic writing
Interest: photography	Talent: seeing the beauty within the mundane
Interest: humour	Talent: making puns, and joking around until people are driven to knocking me unconscious
Interest: music	Talent: singing/song-writing
Interest: animals	Talent: animals like me
Interest: web page design	Talent: generating my own graphics and animations, and programming pages from scratch
Interest: literature	Talent: can analyse lit., and write poetry, fiction, and a mean term paper
Interest: food	Talent: embarrassing my dining companions by spilling food all over the place